TM 278--What are you wearing?

[redandgoldjiminy]

Uh, really? This isn't some phone sex thing, right, because--I have to say--that kind of makes me a little uneasy. I mean--sex is fun and everything, but phone sex just feels a little weird. Not that I've done it. I mean the idea of phone sex seems weird. Isn't it basically just masturbation? While you're talking to someone really far away? I don't know. I'm... pretty much never in the position where I can't get to the person I want to be with in a you know what, so... it just doesn't work for me. I'd much rather be with the person, not just talking to them and wishing we could be together.

...Oh. What am I wearing? You mean you actually want to know, and it's not just some lead-in to phone sex?

Okay.

Well, uh, the costume. You know. Red. Lightning bolt on the chest. Cowl. Cool ear things.

I mean--I'm the Flash. What else should I be wearing?

Wally West--The Flash
DC Comics
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