TM 248--Would you make a good spy? Why or why not?

[redandgoldjiminy]

Okay, let's just... not even talk about that. I'm not a very good spy. I'm not even a bad spy. I'm a terrible spy. I don't really do subterfuge or secrets very well... Well, you know, except for the obvious.

Okay, let me put it this way. There was this one time, where I was accidentally mind-swapped with Lex Luthor. While he was running the secret society of very bad guys. So--basically, for all intents and purposes, I was the boss of the bad guys, and there was no reason for them to question who I was or what my motives were.

You would think I could at least have figured out where they were keeping their super secret base, right? No. I couldn't figure out anything. I had everything I could do just keeping them from realizing that it was me inside Lex's head.

Some spy, huh?

And don't even get me started on the thing in the men's room. Well, of course I didn't wash my hands! I wasn't--I was trying to get in touch with the League! Still--awesome comeback on my part.

"Aren't you going to wash your hands?"
"No. 'Cause I'm evil."

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Wally West--The Flash
DC Comics
205 words

Comments

[girlfromkrypton.livejournal.com]

That was pretty funny, Wally. Really.

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Hey, wanna talk?

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OOC: OMG, that's my fave eppy of the series! *dies*

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

I think 'funny' depends on your perspective. ::grin::

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Sure--whenwheredoyouwantmetobringfood?

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[girlfromkrypton.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

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Food sounds good. And, I don't know. Maybe your place? I'm tired of everyone coming to my place.

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[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

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Sure thing! I'll even clean up for you! And make sure I have food. ;-)

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[girlfromkrypton.livejournal.com]

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Cool. I'll be over there ASAP then.

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OOC: Did you want to set up an RP for this?

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

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Waiting.

Still waiting.

Maybe I should clean up.

Okay I'm done.

Are you here yet?

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((OOC: Sure--Here it is! (http://notakidflash.livejournal.com/5748.html))

[pamcakesplease.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you didn't die. That's usually the sign of success in my book when you're shoved into an awkward situation.

(OOC: Was it Lex flippin Luthor?)

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

...True. And I left Luthor to deal with the horrible mess I made of his team and reputation, so that wasn't all bad either.

(OOC: You know it!)

[pamcakesplease.livejournal.com]

See? Not only did you survive, you sowed the ol' seeds of discord while you were there. Did the other guy do that while he was you?

Sounds like you did a damn good job to me.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Pft. Like he could ever really pretend to be me. No one would believe it. I'm too unpredictable for someone not me to impersonate.

...Okay, when you put it that way, I kind of rocked.

[pamcakesplease.livejournal.com]

Yup. It's all about perspective.