redandgoldjiminy

Okay, seriously? Haven't we talked about this before? About me and alcohol? And the utter lack of effect it has on me? Every embarrassing thing I've done has been done while sober. Every. Single. One.

Like that time I went in TV to try to defend the Justice League against that jerk that was slandering us on his stupid talk show (The Just Us League, my foot. As if we don't do everything we do to help people). Yeah--that was me, completely sober, and you know what, I'm not even that embarrassed about it.

It was the right thing to do, you know? Even if it made me look like a complete ass and an idiot. I'd like to think that if I hadn't been talking to that jerk, and having him twist all of my words around I wouldn't have sounded like such a complete moron, but... I probably would have. I was so mad that he was saying such awful things about my friends that... I kind of lost my temper.

And if you think you sound stupid when you lose your temper and your brain stops filtering what comes out of your mouth, just think of how awful it is when you're me. All if the dumb things to say crowd to the front, and I usually say the dumbest.

So--yeah. That was pretty embarrassing.

And let's not even talk about the Flash van.

Wally West--The Flash
DC Comics
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